All my teammates were out in Tulsa playing cowboys at the Tough. I showed up, lone ranger, to a race they call Diablo. This is the story of how sometimes you gotta make a deal at Diablo if you want to turn a buck in the business.
A couple of good racers came in from far away but the field was small. Among the 30 or so gun slingers there were two former teammates of mine from last year’s squad. I was glad to see em’. Well will we be working together boys? Yeah we probably will. It was one of those days you roll into town and you’re going to have a lot more enemies than friends. Sure I could knock down a drink or two at the local saloon with almost any one of em. But when it’s high noon and there’s a bounty to be claimed no ones playing poker with partners.
We were all here for the same reason, The WANTED poster that read- Diablo Reward $1500. And for just 60 minutes of pain there wasn’t a honkie around who couldn’t do the long division while waiting on the starting line to realize this was a chance to maximize your dollars earned for time spent.
The starting pistol raises to the sky and the field is off with a rush that only gold can bring. Nobody knows when there might be money waiting for them on the line so off we all went like hell fire. Shortly after the start the bells start ringing. $50 they shout. $50 to anyone who can cross the line first. I give it a go but there’s a little too much room between the field and a rider up the road. No chance of grabbing cash this time. Another bell dings for $100 this time and I’m right there in position. I go again this time barely missing. Shoot! Am I going to get paid today? The dust settles and I’m up the road with few tough guys. Seems like it was a good time to try and roll it.The rest of the field didn’t give us much of a leash. Lets sprint keep sprinting then.
Then the bell rings for $250. Now we’re talking. I’ve got this rodeo figured out. I narrowly missed last two but this lap is payday. Heading into the last two turns our speed drops to a crawl since no one wants to be the sucker on the front. Somebody’s going for early jump you can feel it. Everybody’s sweatin’. This is when you have to react quickly kid. Going into the last corner it’s sure as clock work somebody comes up the inside. Now you got to get on that wheel or he’ll be spending your $250 at the saloon tonight. He’s all in but I get there and I still got a kick waiting for him. 100 meters and I punch it. Yee ha Money!
Round and round we go and a few guys try riding solo. One of them is away for a while but there still lots of money left for the finish of El Diablo and that means the field doesn’t let you go easy. It’s that last 8 minutes and someone sneaks up the road. Who is up there? They say he’s one of the fastest guns in the Northern Mid-west. They call him John “the hacker attacker” Acker because he’s one tough son of a bitch. And he’s got the lucky one. It’s the gap that no one else wants to close. He’s headed towards the win in style and I’m not going to close it either. We had a truce at the beginning of the race not to chase each other.
I’m feeling good and I gotta bet my lucky stars that I can take home the field sprint. But there’s a problem-everybody’s sweating again. It’s a slow speed for the last 5 laps of the Diablo that can cause surprises. And today I don’t like surprises. You see right about now is when I could use some extra fire power from a lead out man. There’s no teammates here so its time to find me a gun to hire. Lets make a deal.
“Half of what I win in the finish” I say to him. “I’ll give you half.”
He says “Can you win it? Can you win the field sprint?”
I say, “Sure I can. “But you gotta get me to through those last two corners in first place and in one piece.”
he says, “Sure, I can do that.”
Shake on it?
Shake on it.
And then we just wait for the laps to count down. It’s our last time around the Diablo and the hired gun stands out of his saddle spurs kicking. Hacker the attacker has already taken home the win but we’re blazing out in front like a shot-gun. Last two corners and onto home stretch. The gun is fading now but it’s the perfect moment. I stand and bring the front of this race from 38mph to 40. I cross the line first of the field. The deal is done and now for my half. I settle up with my old partner he gets half of the $150 I got on the line. As for the rest, well these bounty hunters will have their chance again soon enough but for now we both in high spirits because, as I said before, sometimes you have to make a deal at diablo to make those extra green backs for the saloon tonight.
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